BACON

Today I feel like talking about bacon. To me bacon is the world's greatest food it is the crunchiest most delicious piece of meat anybody could ask for. Thanks to the Europeans when they first brought the first pigs to the Americas. Thanks to the Europeans we have men’s greatest food on the planet bacon. UI couldn’t live without bacon I would rather die to live without bacon. I put bacon on most of my foods that I eat. When I ask for a double cheese burger I make sure they put bacon on it. If they don’t I rather eat something else like top ramen. If they made bacon flavored top ramen that would be the greatest thing that ever happened. I saw on the internet that they made bacon hand sanitizer. If they made bacon ice cream that would be so awesome I would buy it all. If I had the chance to make a bacon song I wouldn’t pass the chance to do it. If I could build a bacon house where the bacon would never spoil and would regenerate after you took a piece. I would go so crazy that I wouldn’t want anyone near my house. I would kick them out and never talk to them again.