GAMES

I really love games because they’re really fun and keep you from falling asleep. When you really feel bored you can play a game and it will keep you really distracted. Games make me not feel bored which to me is really a good thing. My favorite game has to be halo 2, because it is full of action and distraction. The game has lots of levels that are really fun and weapons you have never seen before in real life. I find this game really fun and enjoyable, because you see technology that you have never seen before.  I also enjoy playing strategy games because they make you think a lot. The games make you use your brain which should be a god thing for people. Strategy games are really fun because they keep your brain working until you either win or the game is over. Games like these make you want to play them even more than you usually do. You get addicted to them and just keep on playing them. I don’t know what I would do if there weren’t any games at all I rather die than live without any games. The world would mean nothing and I would go crazy.  

DUMB PENGUINS

I think penguins are one of earth’s stupid animals on the planet. They do the dumbest stuff like for fun they jump in the water. Common who does that for fun, if it were up to me I would have all these penguins killed for good? People think penguins are really cute but they really are not. Penguins are really hideous, they really look ugly when there born and when they are adults. I don’t like penguins at all because there loud and ugly. What’s really dumb is that once the female has laid the egg she goes out in search of food and the male stays behind to take care of the egg.  I think that’s really stupid for penguins to do that. I think the female should stay behind and take care of the egg and the male should go search for the food. And penguins were really smart they should know that once you in the water you should watch out for leopard seal. Since penguins aren’t really smart they still go in the water to play around and go hunting for fish. This is why I think penguins are stupid and should be eliminated for good.        

SLEEP AWESOME

How to get the best sleep of your life. Well the first thing you should do is lock your door and put up a sign that say do not enter. I am hibernating right now, don’t knock or even dare to wake me up. Then get your favorite pillow and blanket. Get some snacks and something to drink like your favorite soda. If you really want to sleep the whole day well cover all your windows so no light enters at all. Then turn of your cell phone so your friend’s wont text you or even call you. Let your brain just calm down don’t think about anything. Not even think about what you’re going to think about. Then just fall asleep and don’t let anything wake you up no matter what.  If you do happened to wake up don’t start to freak out just calm down get something to drink. If that doesn’t work then try to listen to some calm music and fall asleep. If that really doesn’t work then do what I do when I can’t sleep bore yourself to death were you will fall asleep. Think about all the home work you’re going to get the next day. That will make me sleepy and I will fall asleep.  

BACON

Today I feel like talking about bacon. To me bacon is the world's greatest food it is the crunchiest most delicious piece of meat anybody could ask for. Thanks to the Europeans when they first brought the first pigs to the Americas. Thanks to the Europeans we have men’s greatest food on the planet bacon. UI couldn’t live without bacon I would rather die to live without bacon. I put bacon on most of my foods that I eat. When I ask for a double cheese burger I make sure they put bacon on it. If they don’t I rather eat something else like top ramen. If they made bacon flavored top ramen that would be the greatest thing that ever happened. I saw on the internet that they made bacon hand sanitizer. If they made bacon ice cream that would be so awesome I would buy it all. If I had the chance to make a bacon song I wouldn’t pass the chance to do it. If I could build a bacon house where the bacon would never spoil and would regenerate after you took a piece. I would go so crazy that I wouldn’t want anyone near my house. I would kick them out and never talk to them again.